tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-213165752012-01-27T12:13:59.584-08:00NUMBER 47 *********************** ******** ALL THE NEWS UNFIT TO PRINT! **************** ********* PLUS: REGULAR INSTALLMENTS OF THE SATIRICAL NOVEL "APHRODITE SHUDDERED" ********K.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08061647393441365525noreply@blogger.comBlogger311100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21316575.post-23156491608034422182012-01-26T18:13:00.000-08:002012-01-27T12:13:59.629-08:00

Pro sports' least favorite all-star game (isn't that ironic?) takes the spotlight this Sunday, and to increase TV ratings the game will be played one week prior to the Super Bowl. It will be a tasteless appetizer for football starved fans, so they won't have to wait two weeks to get their fill. But they should just get rid of the game anyway - this idea has been bandied-about for decades. Few NFL

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Reporters are starting to ask Ron Paul if he will run as a third-party candidate, and of course Senator Paul is denying it. If he does form a shell (shill?) third-party, it is merely an obvious and desperate attempt to help the Republicans eke out a presidential victory by siphoning liberal votes away from President Obama. The Republicans have a better chance of winning if they just maintain

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Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul are getting an unlikely assist from PACs supporting Obama's re-election. According to yesterday's Washington Post, Democratic labor union PACs (illegal just a few short years ago) are buying over a million dollars worth of ads in Florida in an effort to blunt Mitt Romney's apparent gains in the polls, targeting Hispanic voters and stressing Romney's flip-flopping on

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Being wealthy isn't enough - I need society to pay homage to my economic intelligence (and the huge trust fund daddy left me) by giving me a lower tax rate than the common people. Look at all the good I have done for society in comparison to all the poor losers in this country, such as buying Cadillac Escalades and Dodge Ram pickup trucks. Hey, don't blame the rich for the auto industry bailout!

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Chapter 16:Grecian Formula Gall finally phoned me two weeks after my flight home from Turkey. I wondered what had taken him so long, but I was happy enough to be home and catching up on my sex life. After we exchanged code names on the phone, he merely said: "Execute Plan Z,” and hung up. Plan Z called for us to meet, 24 hours hence, at the Las Vegas Amtrak station, which is located behind

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From 1998(?): During an interview, the CNN reporter insinuates to Andrew "Dice" Clay that he is attempting a comeback, which Clay takes exception to. When asked whether or not he currently owned and operated a gym, Clay goes ballistic (according to wikipedia, he did and still does own a gym).

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From the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant. Miss Teen South Carolina attempts to answer why 20% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map.

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Wikipedia is on a one-day "blackout" so I have to use other sites for information if I'm too lazy to do real research today. Answers.com seems to be a good site to crib information off of. And I see that many sites swipe information wholesale off wikipedia anyway...Good luck to Wikipedia in its fighting the attempts of the bad ol' corporations to deny us our God-given right to FREE!!!

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In this TV clip from 1983, reporter Jessica Savitch looks and acts like she's high on drugs, and her boss at NBC seemed to think so too, since she was suspended from her job immediately after this broadcast. Three weeks later, she and her boyfriend were killed in a traffic accident.

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1973: At the end of a televised boxing match, losing boxer Scott LeDoux rants about the fight being rigged and then gets into a scuffle with his opponent Johnny Boudreau and his handlers, with sports announcer Howard Cosell getting his toupee knocked-off in the process.

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Chapter 15:Baby Come Back The Blackbird's computer/autopilot had put us through gut wrenching evasive maneuvers in trying to escape the exploding Soviet surface-to-air missile. I blacked-out from high G-forces while the clouds and the Black Sea spun wildly around the outside of the canopy. When I came-to, we were flying straight and level once again, but at a lower altitude - now we had to

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Chapter 14:Where Fools Fear to Tread 17 August 1991, three days later:After the organized chaos of the Silverfish recovery, the postponed Operation Brainstorm finally was given the go-ahead. Fortunately, Williamson's public revelations about the Remote Viewer Project had not compromised the security of the operation. To keep it that way, the White House and the nation's security organs had

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Chapter 13: Submarine Races I didn't dwell on the nightmare Megan and I had shared last night, since I had long ago come to terms with my unconscious mind. At any rate, I had to concentrate on learning as much about the SR-71 as I could in a short time - a guy could get killed if he didn’t take it seriously enough (or at least risk feeling the wrath of Colonel Wahoo McCoy). Fortunately no

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TruthA distinction between fantasy and RealityA difference between opinion and FactsTalking face to faceCompassionA semblance of ObjectivityLogicSpontaneityPeaceHumility

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In this political scenario, the self-described Libertarian Ron Paul would recognize early that he'll never get his party's nomination - due to his radical policies - so he'd "quit" the Republican Party and form a third party. Since Ron Paul can't win the nomination, better to have him siphon liberal votes away from President Obama. The Republican party bosses must privately love that idea since

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Chapter 12:To Uranus and Beyond I drove north to Reno and then headed west toward the high mountain pass where the Donner party had had each other for dinner. The violent scene with Tina kept replaying in my mind, since my still-stinging eyebrow kept reminding me of it. Tina's and Angie's obsession with the current UFO media frenzy had inspired her to rave about fetuses being abducted by "

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Chapter 11:Mother of God! That same night, while in our post-coital reverie, a snoozing Tina had her sticky inner thigh resting on my stomach, and Angie’s face was nuzzling my throat. Angie said dreamily, “Den, did you know that God is a woman?” “Don’t believe everything you read in the tabloids, babe. That was one of the nuttiest things I ever read - Ayn Rand reveals the secret that God is a

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Chapter 10:Who is John Gall? As soon as we returned to Vegas from the movie hoopla in L.A., I phoned Jane, who had been trying to raise campaign funds. "Did we have any luck this week, Jane?" Jane said, "I could only scrape up a few hundred, but Marcus raised 5,000 bucks!" Out of that amount, Marcus, working strictly on commission, had earned $1,000. "More lonely Hollywood wives, I suppose."

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Chapter 9:It Never Rains in California Revenge of the Amazons was now in its third day of shooting at Mammoth Studios in Burbank, California. After an overnight stay at Alex’s and Marta's mansion in Rolling Hills - where Tina and Angie had been living all week - I got up early to see the women off to work. Staggering out of our private bathroom, I saw Angie's copy of the latest National Rag

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Part 1: The story of Dr. Hannes Alfven While reading the so-called Majestic (MJ-12) UFO documents, I came across the name of Hannes Alfven in an alleged CIA report from 1950, titled Analysis of the [censored] Unidentified Lenticular Aerodyne Technology. I had never heard of Alfven before so I did some quick research and learned that 20 years later this electrical engineer won the 1970 Nobel

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Chapter 8:Political Alienation Wide-eyed Angie looked up at me and exclaimed, "Oh no! You got laid-off, Den?" I replied, "Don't worry about it, Angie. I'll still get paid. And in case you're wondering - no, I won't taking over the committee - you're running it just fine. Seems like the less I'm involved with it, the more money it brings in. Anything new since I've been gone?" "Well, I hired

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Chapter 7:Russian Roulette Back in 1990, Saddam Hussein had been emboldened to invade Kuwait because the Soviets Union was in political turmoil. The Soviets also had their hands full fighting Muslim revolutionaries in Armenia and Azerbaijan, close to the Iranian border, about 200 miles from Iraq. To top it off, the US government had shown only tepid interest in the ongoing border dispute

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Chapter 6:Locust Land Before the three of us left for L.A., I talked on the phone with our friend Marta Eichenburger, who years before had been a notorious Porn Queen/Pop Diva. Marta - a beautiful blonde from Germany - was now the host of a successful local TV talk show in Los Angeles. Like Tammi Lorraine, she had parlayed scandalous publicity into a mainstream showbiz career. We had first

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Despite the fact that the U.S Supreme Court ruled that gun ownership is an absolute civil right, those mean old commie Democrats and their dupes are still trying everything imaginable to undermine gun ownership. Read the shocking statistics below and see this erosion of our Second Amendment rights for yourself!: Number of Privately Owned FirearmsThe estimated total number of guns held by

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Republican leaders are ranting about a supposed class warfare between the rich and poor - poor meaning anyone with an income below 250 thousand dollars per year. Thou doth protesteth too much, Republicans - nobody mentioned class warfare until you did. How dare those dirty scum welfare chiselers demand an end to tax breaks for the rich, anyway! It's obviously a leftist plot! Incidentally, I

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Chapter 5: Playing Both Ends Against the Middle Now a federal employee, I fell under the category of Miscellaneous Critical Federal Personnel, with a starting salary of $69,696 per year. When I called home from the Sagebrush Army Munitions Depot to share the news, Tina got really excited. "Now we can afford a profession photographer to do my portfolio, Herc! Um, it’s fifteen-hundred bucks."

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Chapter 4:Webb of Deceit Immediately upon arrival at my office on New Year’s Day 1991, I was ordered to report to Webb's office. With a falsely jaunty air, Webb told me: "Well, Denton me lad, I see from this field report that you've been hanging-out at a Las Vegas dive called The LIFE Club. Or maybe it should be called The low-LIFE club.” I shrugged my shoulders. "Yeah, I was there a few

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There are at least a dozen variations on the theme of conspiracy in the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but the weirdest one is the theory that Kennedy was killed because he had revealed the nation's most important UFO secrets to his erstwhile lover Marilyn Monroe, whose own death in 1962 is still a mystery to many people. The actual story is more complicated than that, and more

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Chapter 3:Get a LIFE In December, Tina told me that Jane had found a new lover since recently breaking up with Tony. When I mentioned that Jane hadn’t visited us for weeks, Tina replied, "You must bore the hell out of her, Herc. Anyway, she ain’t been around ‘cause she got a new boyfriend - some guy who owns a private club downtown called The LIFE Club.” "You're kidding - that's a swingers'

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Chapter Two: Burn, Baby(lon), Burn! I was riding the “secret” subway north to the Army Munitions Depot in Sagebrush, Nevada. The only other passengers on the train were some A-S-S personnel who were escorting a load of depleted uranium to the munitions depot, which was located 100 miles northwest of the Nevada Test Site and 175 miles northwest of Vegas. Exiting the elevator after getting

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THIS IS MOSTLY A WORK OF FICTION PREFACE: Recently I was contacted by a friend whom I hadn't seen in many years. Let's call him Denny Smith. The last time I had seen Denny was just before being discharged from the U.S. Air Force. We had worked very well together in Air Force Intelligence and were good buddies off the job, too. Now, out of the blue, he sends me a manila envelope containing

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